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Close to Launch — Where the Stack Stands, September 2026

Secondary status update. RMI and PryScraper are close to launch — in final production-grade polish. DegenFeed and WalletPress run in early access, full launches follow. Verified numbers, no rounding up.

Close to Launch — Where the Stack Stands

Published 2026-09-06 · Rug Munch Media LLC

Secondary status update, two weeks after the last report. The headline this time: Rug Munch Intelligence and PryScraper are close to launch. Both are in the final stretch — dusting, hardening, getting everything to production grade. Same rules as always: verified numbers, no rounding up, unfinished parts stay visible.

What “close to launch” actually means

The platforms work today. Launch-grade is a higher bar than “works”:

  • Documentation complete — every section of the 6-part standard filled in, nothing marked TODO at release
  • Hardening — rate limits, error paths, monitoring, backup/restore proven on real infrastructure
  • Onboarding — a new user or a new AI agent gets value in the first five minutes without reading source
  • Honesty checks — every claim on the sites and in the docs verified against what’s deployed

That last one is why the corporate site got rebuilt this week: statuses now say exactly what’s true, numbers are the audited ones, and nothing is marked live that isn’t.

Running today

  • Rug Munch Intelligence — rugmunch.io. 70+ security engines (342 paid, every one with free trial calls), 835 API routes, explainable risk scores, wallet forensics, whale tracking, AI investigation. Pay-per-call via x402 — your wallet signature is your account, no subscriptions, no KYC.
  • PryScraper — pryscraper.com. 190+ endpoints, Cloudflare bypass, browser automation, MCP server. One docker run, self-hosted forever.
  • RugMunchBot — @rugmunchbot, 40+ commands. The full RMI stack in Telegram.
  • Underneath: LiteChainIndexer at 359M rows across 16 chains — 14 EVM chains plus Solana and Tron — on free public RPCs, ~295k curated wallet labels. It costs nothing to operate, which is why protection costs pennies.

Early access, full launches to follow

DegenFeed (degenfeed.xyz) and WalletPress (walletpress.cc) both run today in early access — Nostr through RSS in one feed; 55-chain wallet engine with BIP39 and AES-256 vaulting. Their full launches come after RMI and PryScraper cross the line. Sequencing matters: two launches done properly beat four done halfway.

Still not done

  • The $RMI token doesn’t exist yet. It launches when the platforms do — anti-manipulation protections, DAO governance, transparent treasury live from block one. The 1:1 airdrop to every $CRM v1 and $cryptorugmunch holder is committed, snapshots recorded. Full terms: $RMI — The Token.
  • RMI Alpha (whale-tracking signals) is folded into the RMI backend as an engine — not a standalone product.
  • Wyoming DAO LLC — the legal end state, after the token exists to govern.

Auditable, mirrored four ways

One person and a fleet of AI agents, shipping daily. No platform can disappear this code:

Next update is the launch announcement. Not before.

— cryptorugmunch, Cheyenne, Wyoming